ARE YOU DREAMING OF...
Having a launch that feels like magic?
You know, those types of launches you hear about where you feel good at the end of it, instead of exhausted?
Where you really connect with your audience?
Where you meet (and surpass!) your goals without burning yourself out?
Does the very thought of launching make you want to crawl back into bed?
It’s exhausting. It’s time consuming. (And that’s assuming it even works!) And if one little thing slips out of alignment, it seems like the entire thing comes crashing down.
YOU'VE GOT SO MANY BALLS IN MOTION THAT YOU CAN BARELY KEEP UP WITH THEM - AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW YOUR AUDIENCE WILL EITHER.
That's not what a launch is supposed to feel like.
What if instead it felt sacred?
What if it was perfectly aligned with your specific energy?
What if instead of being this exhausting rush, it felt like freedom?
THE RIGHT LAUNCH FOR YOU IS FUN, ENJOYABLE, AND MAKES IT WAY EASIER FOR YOUR AUDIENCE TO KNOW IF THIS IS WHAT THEY NEED (SO YOU HIT YOUR GOALS WITH MORE EASE!).
For me, a good launch is like an orgasm. (Seriously)
You build energy so you connect.
The energy builds and builds and rises and rises, until finally…
FIREWORKS, MAGIC, OH MY GOD, YES!
Hey, I'M KRISTEN, LAUNCH QUEEN! And even I know that
launches can feel utterly soul draining...
I'm a planner by nature (hello, security!) - and I’ve been crafting launches for years (decades!). I practically breathe launches at this point.
And I've still had that soul crushing experience of a launch that feels like it's just sucking everything bit of life out of you.
When I sat down to figure out why, it was simple - the foundation of your business is you + your energy. If you're not honoring them, you can't connect with yourself or your audience.
Which meant trusting my gut, all my years of experience, and NOT
the patriarchal system of launching all the experts were telling me to follow. (Why would I anyway when I could craft a launch 100% to my own talents and energy?!)
That simple shift changed everything for me. My baseline "low launch" became 10K+, and soon my clients started asking for the same unlearning of the old paradigm of launches, and how to create a launch that felt like them.
What results have clients experienced? First (ever!) launches closing at over 15K. Doubling and tripling their annual numbers. Taking their signature program to a six figure program in a year.
The magic is in your energy connecting with your audience.
You can do it the old way...
- Spending two weeks exhausted, with events, and emails, and direct messages, and #allthethings - just hoping they work
- Winging everything and wondering again just WTF to talk about
- Putting more energy into selling, than you can into your actual clients
- Just trying to survive the launch period
...or you can start creating your own magic.
Let's be real - Running unaligned launches is burning you out – and costing you thousands, tens of thousands, (and maybe even hundreds of thousands!) of profits.
Imagine if you could..
- BUILD SALES MOMENTUM before your actual launch begins (so your audience is ready to buy!)
- CRAFT A FEEL GOOD LAUNCH STRATEGY that focuses on how you enjoy connecting to clients + what feels fun for you
- BE REALLY CONNECTED TO YOUR AUDIENCE so you know they understand the value of your offer/course
- SPEND JUST A COUPLE OF HOURS A DAY THINKING ABOUT YOUR LAUNCH (MAX!) instead of hours and hours and hours
- FEEL EXCITED AND JOYFUL throughout the entire launch process
It’s time to take that vision and drop it into the now.
LET'S MAKE THAT YOUR REALITY!
It's time for a Sacred Launch Experience.
It’s time to shift into a new way of launching, one that allows both you and your profits to rise.
Because actually filling your offers and programs shouldn't feel like a chore some evil stepmother forced you to do.
After planning thousands of successful launches, I have developed an adaptable launch style that will help you fill your offers with ease.
WITH THIS METHOD, YOU'LL...
- Get your audience ready before your launch with strategic content - so you're not spending two weeks trying to teach them about their problem area, introduce your offer, and have them be ready to invest.
- Set up an offer flow that can prepare your community for your launch...and bring in sales post launch for those who weren't quite ready to make the big shift. (We can even chat how to use this in an evergreen format!)
- Only work in a way that's aligned with your energy and Human Design. Hate webinars? Great, you won't do one. Say goodbye to making yourself do things just to get sales, and say hello to actually enjoying your business again.
- Use the science of how people actually learn in your content - so that you can give people the right info at the right time. (Let's make it easy for them to process what you're saying!)
- Walk away with a list of content to create that fully lights you up - and that your audience will be excited to share, respond to, and connect with
- And above all - have a launch plan + content strategy that feels uplifting to create, geared to bring the right type of clients into your offers
You don’t need perfection.
You don’t need to show up 25 times a day.
You don’t need a funnel or a two-week email push.
And if you want those, that’s entirely fine – IF they’re aligned with you.
All you need is alignment – and that’s truly what the heart of what a Sacred Launch is about.
Discovering your alignment and creating a strategy around that.
During the Pandemic, I thought I would just have to accept smaller launches. Working with Kristen showed me how to really talk to my community though...and I had my best year ever. (First six figure year, too!) I am so grateful for our sessions together.
E.S.
What This Looks Like:
Here's what to expect from our VIP Experience:
- Dig Deep assessment (prework) to get you clear on your launch intentions, and give me the nitty gritty so I come in fully ready to craft magic
- An intimate VIP session to get you crystal clear on what your launch needs to hit your next level goals. (No cookie cutter launches here.)
- A customized Sacred Launch Strategy so you know how you're connecting with your audience + what you'll be talking about along their journey
- Include all the details included in your course
TOTAL VALUE: $4,121
LIMITED TIME BONUS
(AVAILABLE UNTIL JUNE 21ST)
30 DAYS LAUNCH CONTENT GUIDANCE
Want to step into your launch feeling extra supported? Have 30 days of text and voice guidance (through Telegram) to help you implement the content strategies we planned with ease and full momentum
Truly, working with Kristen has been a game-changer for my business. I am now enrolling clients at much higher rates than I had thought possible for me, and they are getting incredible results! Kristen has inspired me to step into my power like no other mentor I’ve ever had. She has given me tips and tools and strategies that have helped me create passive income streams, explode my sales, and deepen my impact. Kristen is the real deal.
Flora Ware
This experience is for you if...
- You want to feel fully confident and in your power during launches
- You want to have more time and energy to connect with your audience, instead of wondering what to do and say
- You want to launch in a way that feels like you and your energy, not just what everyone else does
- You want to make space for your unique energy (Human Design) in your launch and business
- You want to hit your launch goals, while still keeping your integrity
How Deep Do You Want To Go?
CHOOSE WHAT FEELS MOST RIGHT FOR YOU
TWO HOURS
$497
GET CRYSTAL CLEAR ON YOUR LAUNCH
FOUR HOURS
$997
BEST VALUE
WHY AM I THE RIGHT PERSON TO GUIDE YOU?
Launching is an art. Launching sacredly is a science. Luckily, I’ve got my science down to a T.
You know how someone people hate launches every step of the way? That’s never been me. Not because I’m a masochist, but because I could see the art in it.
DARLING, LET’S MAKE YOUR BUSINESS FEEL SACRED AGAIN.
Kristen is the best thing to happen to my business! She helped me straighten up all the chaos, make sense of all the ideas I’ve been getting…. and she made me finally profitable! If you have the chance to work with her, you definitely want to grab that opportunity!
Dee, Gold & Glory Photo Co
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
What if I’m not launching immediately?
Launches aren't something most of us should just be diving into. The more time we have before your launch, the more flow and momentum we can create.
I recommend starting to think about your launch three months before your doors actually open so you can build momentum around your message before hand. (And if you do it right, you can actually make more profits this way too!)
My launch is next week – what do I do?
Message me on Instagram (@Profitpriestess) and see if I have any last minute openings - we can plan out how to work with what momentum you've already built up so far.
Other than that: Pray. Two point. Clear your energy. Focus on connection. Take notes on what is working, what isn’t working, what feels good, what doesn’t feel good – and come back here for the next run!
What if I need help mapping out every piece of my prelaunch content? Or need feedback on my content?
I've got your back - we can transition you into a longer workspace, and 50% of this session will go towards that investment. (Yay, savings!)
Can we use this time to just plan out my regular content strategy?
Absolutely. We'll pick one (evergreen or upcoming) offer to focus on directing attention towards.
Before your launch, you'll ideally have 1-3 months of putting out aligned content so if you're not there, we can power through some great ideas to get your audience mentally (and energetically) ready for your launch.
I'm neurodivergent - can this still help me?
Yup! I am too, and so are many of my clients. I know that every brain works differently...and that there are some particular things neurodivergent brains need.
Every strategy is 100% customized so it's truly about creating what is doable for you to create results - not just slapping your offer into an 1-2-3 system.
What if I'm launching a product? Or have other questions?
Message me directly on Instagram (@profitpriestess) to tell me about what you're launching, and what the timeline is. I'm happy to chat.
Launch Your Business Into Success
Stop throwing spaghetti in the wall. Create a launch that actually works - and feels good.
